Alcohol just makes life good, doesn’t it? Don’t doubt it; it makes even popular tourist spots, next level awesome!
Goa: This place is like chilled beer in the summer afternoon. Sharing a few laughs with friends or just being by yourself, this is the best thing to happen to you, ever! Plus, is it just me, or does beer actually taste better in Goa?
Mumbai: This has to be a fancy cocktail of tourist attractions! Modern, versatile, mixed and fucking awesome! Ever heard of ‘Dead man walking’? Of course, you haven’t, you peasant!
Coorg: The wine of ridiculously popular tourist spots, Coorg is light, natural and gives you that slight high which makes you fly! Plus, the more you stay there, the better it gets.
Don’t be an asshole and drink just your wine. Find the local liquor, and support the cottage businesses!
Gokarna: I have no idea why you bastards don’t visit Gokarna during every single fucking vacation. The breathtaking beaches, cloud clad hills and ever amazing climate! This is the ‘scotch on the rocks’ of beautiful places! Sleek, edgy, classy and sexy AF!
Uttarakhand: This has to be the favorite of all: Rum! Popular, warm and homely. The entire state is a treasure. Such landscapes, such beauty! All you need to make is one hella trip out of this is. Intoxicated, immersed in beauty and in love! What else do you want?
Munnar: This is nature at its pure best. Like refined whiskey! Take a sip of the beautifully brewed whiskey and feel the spreading warmth in you when it’s freezing out there! Don’t you want to say goodbye to your shitty life already?
Drinking responsibly is the only way to go about it. If you are piss drunk, just lying on your back by your tent and stargazing could also be equally fun! Kindly, don’t get thrashed by localities, it will hurt.